Derek loves pizza so much so that he hopes to open some sort of pizza place in the post-apocalyptic future in which he cooks pies out of a 2006 Dodge Dakota that's been converted into a pizza oven (insert creepy conflicting violin screeches)...
*In a world where everything is really stinking bad. Some weird dude makes pizza out of a truck and when people ate that pizzas things were not so bad.*
Until we arrive at said post-apocalyptic future research must be done. And you can help with that! Send me some cash using my Venmo below, and I'll buy some pizza with it. Thanks!
Each pizza will be assessed using Derek's heart, soul, and mind. He will even send you a video of him communing with at least one slice.
@dsmoore
